Excretions can be harmful...

Yesterday night I took my dog out for a walk. On our way back like 10 meters away from home, she decided to EXCRETE herself in the middle of the road....and so on and so forth. After that, we returned home and my brother was posted out to clean up the shit. He returned ten minutes later in fits of laughter. Why? As he reached the crime scene, some motorist in hurry just ran over the shit...poor poor guy. If he wasn't in such a hurry he would have escaped a tragic mishap.